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{Guest Post} Google Analytics Problems

**I'm so excited to have one of my favorite bloggers guest posting today!  Amanda from Meet @ the Barre makes me laugh every.single.time I read her blog.  This post is no exception.. girl is just straight up funny.  Hope you enjoy and make sure to link up tomorrow for our weekly Thankful Thursday!**

Happy Wednesday.  I am so excited to be guest posting for Katie!  I love Katie's blog and was so honored when she asked me to take over.  I currently reside at a little place I call Meet @ the Barre.  I am a Pure Barre instructor with a love for fitness, fashion (bargain hunting), recipes and other random musings.  I love trying to keep people motivated to stay healthy like this post about getting bathing suit season ready.  Finally, my absolute favorite thing to do is make people laugh.  My latest funnies post will guarantee lift you out of any mood I promise!

So today I thought I would share with you some of my random musings.  I am not the most tech savvy but I do have google analytics and the other day I was clicking all the little tabs on the left hand side. The majority of them I have no clue what they mean but one of them caught my eye.

So I clicked that and discovered some pure gold.  Apparently these are keywords are associated with the blog. The majority are pretty self explanatory "Pure Barre" "Barre" "Meet at the Barre blog" but then here is where it get's fun.

"Bony Back"
Alright I guess I get that one.  It was from this post where I did mention that.  However it was in very small print and you would have thought Lululemon would have been the highlight of this post.
"CND Vinylux"
Clearly I do have an obsession.  
Here is where it starts to get good.

"Confession I'm black"
"Meet the Crazy Girl"
I mean........that is probably 100% accurate right?
"Golden Girls Wine Glasses"
I don't know where those exist but please show me the proof and I will buy those immediately!
"Ways to Make Your Husband Happy"
I don't have one of those yet but I'm sure Mark will be happy to hear about that one.

"Muffin Top Killer Legs"
Well that kinda seems like a backhanded compliment?

Then there seems to be an awful lot with "wine" in there.  I have no clue why.
Finally here is my absolute most favorite one.

"Every Time I Paint My Nails I Wonder How People Trust Me With Anything" 
Not only is that the longest keyword search.  It is quite specific right?  Also it was like in my top 10. I can't even try to piece that one together.

Well I hope you enjoyed that middle of the week random musing!  If want to follow along with this crazy gal over here I'd love if you would come and stop by my blog over at Meet @ the Barre.  Or you can hit me up at all those fun social media links down below!  Big thanks again to Katie for letting me take over!  xoxoxo

19 comments

  1. Oh that is just hilarious!! Google Analytics is one of those weird things...I totally think you're on your way to making Mark a very lucky and happy husband!!

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  2. These are great! I definitely want to go check out mine now! I'll have to go check out her regular blog now; thanks for sharing I love meeting new bloggers.

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  3. Thanks for letting me take over for the day girl!!! xoxoxoxo

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  4. This is hilarious! I have to go check mine now! And there is no muffin top in your life!

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  5. This is hilarious! I want to check mine out!

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  6. This is amazing, I sadly don't have anything that's good or silly like yours. Come on weirdo's! Thanks Katie for having Amanda over!

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  7. I know nothing abut google analytics. Thanks for sharingthese.. I had a laugh or two!

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  8. this is hilarious! i need to check mine. fabulous.

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  9. YES I love wine and their friends cheese and crackers :-D

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  10. Ha. Ha ha. Hahahaha. I am cracking up over here!

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  11. This is hilarious! You always crack me up girl :)

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  12. Oh my goodness this is funny...I totally do not know how to use Google Analytics but now I am curious. Ah!

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  13. I keep getting emails from Google Analytics but never was really sure what it was. Have to check it out! Those are some crazy searches. Just goes to show people are strange!!

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  14. WINE and workouts! love it :) :) the weirdest thing i have in my popular keywords is "cockapoo"... its my MOST popular of all-time...all because i did a puppy post. xo jillian - cornflake dreams

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  15. Smart readers, those wine Googlers ha. Love this!

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  16. OMG. Toooo funny! The last one is hilarious, I read it like three times trying to understand hahaha! LOVE Amanda!

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  17. hmmm cheese crackers and wine, yes please!

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  18. HAHAHA I love it Amanda! Great as usual and so nice to get two posts from you today!!

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  19. So funny!! I'm gonna start following along with Amanda :)

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